During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces)
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your dadgum hands!
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Nice. How long did it take you find these disgusting facts?
I am full of useless information
I am now wearing gloves whenever I am around you. Never know where you've had YOUR hands lately.
You probably should have worn gloves to help me move the other day. It will take me a few hours to calculate the data, but I could come up with a few things you may have come in contact with off the top of my head.
Please hurry up and make a new post. You are not a blogger if you don't post more often than this! Even your wife is beating you. Seriously!
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